Circle Jerk Chicken
The pillar of Jamaican cuisine. While the chicken is prepared in traditional fashion with a dry rub, natives gather round the pit and masterbate, battering the chicken with jizz and at times, spooging on each other. The natives then massage in the wet rub, creating a true delicacy.
Tourist: What is today's special?
Jamaican: Truss mi maan, you waan dat circle jerk chicken made wit da chi-chi juices!
Tourist: Sounds delicious, I'll order that!
Jamaican: Truss mi maan, you waan dat circle jerk chicken made wit da chi-chi juices!
Tourist: Sounds delicious, I'll order that!
circle jerk chicken
When men all jerk each other off in a circle and they are also eating jerk chicken.
Hey, I just had a tasty circle jerk chicken