12 am rule
Anything said between 12:00am-1am is not to be taken literally if furthering the conversation will result in self incrimination.
Girl: “Omg did you hear how john called me a slut?”
Guy: “Yeah I heard, but he’s good because of the 12 am rule ya slut”
Guy: “Yeah I heard, but he’s good because of the 12 am rule ya slut”