A face like a bucket of smashed crabs
A person with a particularly unusual, or aesthetically challenging appearance
His bitter attitude to modelling was possibly due to the fact that he had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs
Face like a bucket of smashed crabs
A really fugly munter, a really ugly person, AKA The Elephant Man
Fuck me, I'm not shagging that has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.