Citroen C3
This car is just shit from its looks to performance if you drive this you are a utter pedophile and as it is french you probably will surrender to a traffic cone plus you will strike earl grey flavored hatred in all British hearts.
Person 1"Have you seen jack he drives a Citroen c3?"
Person 2"what a utter nonce *earl grey flavored hatred intensifies*"
Person 2"what a utter nonce *earl grey flavored hatred intensifies*"