Clabobber
Another word for clitoris. A female sex organ present in mammals, ostriches and a limited number of other animals. In humans, the visible portion – the glans – is at the front junction of the labia minora, above the opening of the urethra.
Sex shop clerk: Can I help you find anything?
Customer: What’s something I can get that’s good for her clabobber
Customer: What’s something I can get that’s good for her clabobber