Claggy
Thick, sticky and gooey.
Mind the mud, it's all claggy.
Claggy
the state of food when it is dry in your mouth
This bread is very claggy.
Claggy
A fluid that's clotting and has a tendency to be adhesive to various surfaces.
She pissed me off so much, I left a claggy
seminal substance on her work monitor.
seminal substance on her work monitor.
claggy-in-the-waggy
The unfortunate situation, usually a result of poor or hasty wiping, of having dried poo entangled in the gooch pubic hair.
"Oh man, I rushed that poo and now I've got claggy-in-the-waggy."
Claggy
Boiled potatoes made by a single lady to impress her date. Over cooked and discussing.
Vicky's spuds were awful, they were so claggy I couldn't eat them.