Claireohaired

this is when someone is a goofy ahh. they smell feet while you sleep and only jump on trees as needed. many people get claireohaired and dont even know it. such as when ur feet tingle or you get a bad headache. Claire has a crush rn. she is keeping it on the down low. she is married to mr ohair. they have 7 children and she is pregnant with another rn. she has had an affair with goofy from Mickey Mouse as well.