clambulate
Clambulate /KLAM-byoo-late/ n. To propel your office chair using your foot, like a clam moves its shell with its foot.
Allow me to clambulate over to your desk and see your screen.
(based on how a clam propels itself using it's single foot)
(based on how a clam propels itself using it's single foot)
Clambulance
It is a vehicle of transportation that specifically attends to lesbian lovers whom, in the act of bumping biscuits, have damaged their labia minora. It comes fully stocked with dildos, ranging from the Master Dildo Sword to the Micro Bruiser along with the Lubricator 3000, which has customizable flavors, densities and scents. It also has Twinkies.
Maria and Tiffany, whilst in the bathroom of a local McDonalds, had to call the Clambulance after a Clam-Clapping catastrophe.
Clambulance
A woman sits on a man’s face whilst he mimics the sound of an ambulance
Last night I gave her the good ole’ clambulance
Clambulance
For injured molluscs
I found a dehydrated scallop at the beach, so I called a clambulance.