clam cheese
Smegma collecting under the clitoral hood or labia minora. It smells bad. It's similar to dick cheese in flavor and texture
His mom had a pound of clam cheese in her cooter, it tasted aweful.
Clam and Cheese sandwich
Verb- The act; performed by a woman in which she wears nothing but an apron to make a grilled cheese and proceeds to rub the cheese bread on the surface of her hoo haa and serves the meal
Man 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Man 2: Fuck that bitch she fed me a clam and cheese sandwich and I socked the shit outta her
Man 2: Fuck that bitch she fed me a clam and cheese sandwich and I socked the shit outta her