clam cover
the female equivalency of getting cock blocked.
My girls and I went to make the kill on a group of hotties, but we ecountered a clam cover when we realized there were two girls among their group.
Gravy Covered Clam
The result of upchucking on a very stinky twat. This leaves the punanny covered in a thick gravy.
Oh, damn. I tried to eat Mel last night, but it stunk so bad I blew chunks. I just left her their with her Gravy Covered Clam.