clam ham

a term to call someone if your stuck for words, also stands for clammy

"lauren your such a clam ham" "well youve got clammy hands Tom"

Slam Clam Ham

When you insert your penis into a woman’s vaganal canal ver aggressively to assert dominance over your victim.

Dan”the man who’s gonna Slam Clam Ham in the back of his van” shnieder

Clams to Hams

Female verison of nuts to butts.

Girls bring it in tight lets get those clams to hams.

Ham Clam

A term referring to a woman's butt and/or butthole.

Bro #1: Hey brah, can I talk to you for a second?
Bro #2: Yeah what's up broski?
Bro #1: I got super hammered last night and my girl made me stick it in her ham clam.
Bro #2: Wicked nice brah. Wicked nice.

Ham/Clam Ratio

The ratio between girls and guys in a social situation. Just like any ratio, the Ham/Clam can be reduced. For example, if there are five girls and thirty guys at a party, the ratio is a poor 1:5 (See: Sausage Fest). A healthy ratio is 1:1 as there is the possibility that everybody's going to get hooked up; however, most males prefer a 2:1 ratio because... well, that's just awesome.

Trevor: Damn, this party is lame. It's all dudes!
Brad: Yeah, I'm estimating a 1:6 Ham/Clam ratio. Let's get out of here.

Ben: I'm liking the people we chill with, but we need to get a few more girls to even out the Ham/Clam.

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.

Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

clam between the ham

The view of a woman's vagina between her ass cheeks when she is bent over.

When my wife bent over naked, I could see the clam between the ham.

俚语	clam ham
释义	clam ham a term to call someone if your stuck for words, also stands for clammy "lauren your such a clam ham" "well youve got clammy hands Tom" Slam Clam Ham When you insert your penis into a woman’s vaganal canal ver aggressively to assert dominance over your victim. Dan”the man who’s gonna Slam Clam Ham in the back of his van” shnieder Clams to Hams Female verison of nuts to butts. Girls bring it in tight lets get those clams to hams. Ham Clam A term referring to a woman's butt and/or butthole. Bro #1: Hey brah, can I talk to you for a second? Bro #2: Yeah what's up broski? Bro #1: I got super hammered last night and my girl made me stick it in her ham clam. Bro #2: Wicked nice brah. Wicked nice. Ham/Clam Ratio The ratio between girls and guys in a social situation. Just like any ratio, the Ham/Clam can be reduced. For example, if there are five girls and thirty guys at a party, the ratio is a poor 1:5 (See: Sausage Fest). A healthy ratio is 1:1 as there is the possibility that everybody's going to get hooked up; however, most males prefer a 2:1 ratio because... well, that's just awesome. Trevor: Damn, this party is lame. It's all dudes! Brad: Yeah, I'm estimating a 1:6 Ham/Clam ratio. Let's get out of here. Ben: I'm liking the people we chill with, but we need to get a few more girls to even out the Ham/Clam. Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9 The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory. Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now. clam between the ham The view of a woman's vagina between her ass cheeks when she is bent over. When my wife bent over naked, I could see the clam between the ham.
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