clamity
An awful event regarding one or more bivalve molluscs.
For a shellfish-lover, not having access to said tasty delicacies would indeed be a major clamity.
Clamity
You just misspelled calamity, how?
Person: Dude, yesterday was a clamity
Person 2: Did you just misspell calamity?
Person: No, it was a pun
Person 2: Yeah right
Person: *Sweats and wipes forehead*
Person 2: Ew, don't wipe my forehead again
Person 2: Did you just misspell calamity?
Person: No, it was a pun
Person 2: Yeah right
Person: *Sweats and wipes forehead*
Person 2: Ew, don't wipe my forehead again