Cland
To relieve one's self.
I need to take a Cland.
Cland
1.)An extremelly obese gamer.
2.)A teen who is overweight and sits at the computer playing Everquest and eating all day.
3.) Normally a one-eyed individual that seems to constantly whine about not getting the loots he desires.
2.)A teen who is overweight and sits at the computer playing Everquest and eating all day.
3.) Normally a one-eyed individual that seems to constantly whine about not getting the loots he desires.
Clande
Short for Clandestine, which is used to describe the relationship a man has with his side-chick. Clande can refer to the situation or to the side-chick.
"I need to go and check on the clande before heading home to the wife"
"Be sure of one thing, a man knows that peace can be found with his clande"
"Be sure of one thing, a man knows that peace can be found with his clande"