Clandy

Extremely slow in intellect and wit. Most often used to describe the simplest breed of cow milkers. The word also encompasses an aura of happiness in the face of dreaded hopelessness. For example, a person enjoying life living in a small cold dreary grey cow milking town would be described as ‘clandy’. Famously, a town in the South Island of New Zealand (Clandyboye) harboured a population of young men so strikingly fitting to the adjective, it took it as it’s namesake.