Clansky
A clansky is something awful that happens to you. You can use this anytime something bad happens or if you are describing a person you dislike. It's very versatile . You simply say "what a fkn clansky". If you eat something and it taste bad it was a clansky. If you fall off of your bicycle you blame clansky. When a bird poops on you and someone says, "that's supposed to be good luck". you can reply with "fkn Clansky man". If someone does something annoying and they think they are better than other people they would be a Clansky.
When you have a really runny poo you may say "I just droppped a clansky".