Clap for Carers

A phrase used when wanting to signal to another person you wish to engage in sexual intercourse with them. Popularised after the large number of couples which got together during the ‘Clap for Carers’ campaign during the UK lockdown. Similar to Netflix and chill but with the added thrill of the possibility you all die of covid-19.

Sophie: “Is that your sister that visited?”
Bez: “Nah it’s the new missus”
Sophie: “How did you meet?”
Bez: “I asked if she wanted to Clap for Carers and she came in and I gave it to her up the wrongun”
Sophie: “Is that why you’re struggling to breathe now?”
Bez: *cough*

俚语	clap for carers
释义	Clap for Carers A phrase used when wanting to signal to another person you wish to engage in sexual intercourse with them. Popularised after the large number of couples which got together during the ‘Clap for Carers’ campaign during the UK lockdown. Similar to Netflix and chill but with the added thrill of the possibility you all die of covid-19. Sophie: “Is that your sister that visited?” Bez: “Nah it’s the new missus” Sophie: “How did you meet?” Bez: “I asked if she wanted to Clap for Carers and she came in and I gave it to her up the wrongun” Sophie: “Is that why you’re struggling to breathe now?” Bez: cough
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