Classic Fairman

1. An utterance which is employed when a seemingly trivial enterprise is bungled due to error on the part of the perpetrator.

2. An expression which is emblematic of a repeated pattern of incompetence, often used for comedic effect to inject levity in a situation that otherwise would be shrouded in dismay.
3. Employment of this expression is often garnished with a nasal tone, dragging out the "a" syllable of "classic", whilst uttering the "Fairman" portion as quickly as possible.