Classy as Fuck

The type of person who drinks boxed wine all the time, especially straight into the mouth from the box....because wine's fucking classy.

For a college/university chick to get very intoxicated. Most likely blackout, or at least have excessive amounts of memory loss. Requires excessive pre-drinking to whichever event is to be attended, and then countless pitchers of beer, boxes of wine, or shots at said event. A good benchmark for determining whether you got Classy as Fuck the night, if you are still classy in the morning, your night was a success. When a Classy Lady takes a younger lady under her wing as a prodigy, this lady will be designated as a C.L.I.T. meaning Classy Lady In Training.

Things that define whether you got Classy as Fuck are: not giving a fuck about anything, dancing on tables/stages/anywhere, team bathroom breaks, shots in hot tubs, keg stands, funnels, etc.
Things that are NOT classy: throwing up (if you remember doing it), kissing really ugly dudes, screaming, crying, being annoying, fighting, etc.
NOTE: Classy Ladies always wear pearls when it is predetermined that they are getting Classy as Fuck; if they accidentally get Classy, its alright if they aren't wearing pearls.

classy as fuck is a phrase to be used sarcastically to make fun of others who think they are classy, and refer to themselves as classy indviduals. getting shitfaced is a non-classy action, just because you are getting hammered off of your mothers wine, does not make you classy. One glass of wine at dinner, is somewhat classy.

An ironic saying to be used in situations when you do something very un-sophisticated or classy. Mainly used by women.

The act of poking a ridiculously hot bitch on Facebook, either resulting in her messaging you or poking you back as if she is interested.

A man who doesn't bend you over but pleasures you passionately.

Most commonly seen in fanfiction this is an action used to deter bullies and haters in which a commenter will express support for a content creator or poster while at the same time acknowledging the bully/hater without giving them satisfaction. This is usually done by expressing your support in the reply section for the bully/haters' comment or very shortly apologizing for their actions.