claw-machine

A game often featured in arcades which moves a claw around a box in attempt to capture an item (most likely a stuffed-animal, ball, or small toy) and drop said item into a slot so that you can claim your prize and become a complete pimp on the playground. This game can be ridiculously hard at times, and the cause of difficulty may vary from the claw being too weak to you simply being completely uneducated in the ways of the claw. Play at your own risk, however, for poor results can, and will, lead to: deppresion, frustration, loss of quarters, anger, bullying from the pimp who won something, crying, and having your hopes and dreams crushed.

A machine that takes your quarters (ok, dollars) and offers you a shot at picking up anything from a stuffed animal to a smartphone.

Everybody says that claw machines are rigged, and yes, of course they are thats how the owners make money! but they do still take some skill. When people play the claw machine and drop the claw in a terrible spot they will call it rigged. If you line the claw up well you can still win from it. For claw machines with more expensive prices in them, they have payouts rates, payout rates are how much money people need to put in before the machine lets you win, if there is something that costs $200 dollars in a claw machine then obviously it will be rigged but it will let you win once enough money is put in that the owner is making a good profit. But the claw machines with the cheap stuffed animals inside are rigged but the payout rate will be very low, so you can win probably at least 1 in 10 tries.

When you can’t stop using a claw machine, until a Denny’s employee cuts you off of the quarters that you keep giving them.

When you can’t stop using a claw machine, until the Denny’s employee cuts you off of the quarters.

When someone is being bad so you shove your fist up there ass and open it extending your fingers like a claw machine claw opening up, picking them up, and moving them

To put 1 finger each inside a woman’s butthole and vagina and pinch them together at the same time