Claw Hand

When you are so constipated that you have to lube up your fingers with your spit to retrieve your impacted cat turds so YOU don’t prolapse your asshole (death from inside)

The sensation of having numb or weak hands that usually occurs when first waking up, after laughing, or after sexual intercourse.

1) A term to designate a special something that somebody has, especially in a romantic context. When it is used possessively, it indicates a wonderful, but nonspecific, quality. Usually capitalized.

2) As an interjection to end a conversation about the ideal type of person you would be interested in. Similar to invoking hitler to end an argument.