Clawtism

Sarah: "Becky, you need to get your girl Katie out of my house. She's been acting retarded all night but then she started crying and now she's locked herself in the laundry room."

Becky: "Hey! She's not retarded you insensitive bitch. She's clawtistic."

Sarah: "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. My friend Allie suffers from clawtism as well."