Cleaning the cat
To lick the pussy.
Friend 1: Dude, why didn't you answer my calls?
Friend 2: I was cleaning the cat.
Friend 2: I was cleaning the cat.
Clean my Cat
When you’re a gal who just has to masturbate before going out
Person: “Hey, are you on your way?”
You: “Yes, sorry, woke up horny and had to clean my cat”
You: “Yes, sorry, woke up horny and had to clean my cat”
will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke
One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.
Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!