Cleaning the Dog
Dropping the kids off at the pool. Taking a dump. When someone takes a long inconvenient shit, typically at a party.
Last night during a board game, Denton was cleaning the dog and prevent the group from finishing the game.
Clean Chili Dog
This is similar to a chili dog but actual chili is used instead of feces. Chili is poured on somebody’s boobs and then you titty fuck them. Bonus points if you eat the chili afterwards especially if you came in it.
William: Yo did you hear about clean chili dogging? I’d actually be down for that.
Bob: Ew no I’m not a cacaphile!
William: no this is a version with chilli instead of feces
Bob: oh hell yeah
Bob: Ew no I’m not a cacaphile!
William: no this is a version with chilli instead of feces
Bob: oh hell yeah