clean sweep
when you shit so clean you dont even have to wipe
"bro im in such a hurry but I HAVE to shit. Lets hope its a clean sweep!"
"bro I just took the smoothest shit ever. As soon as it came out I knew it was a clean sweep"
"bro I just took the smoothest shit ever. As soon as it came out I knew it was a clean sweep"
The Clean Sweep
Where on a night out, one of your mate is about ten times as wasted as everyone else and ends up starting on someone / being started one, being a dick, acting like a douche, sleazing on birds, gurning and is a total embarrassment to be seen with...
Mulvaney was absolutely wankered and got The Clean Sweep for the third week running...
Clean Sweep
The action of using one wipe after producing a large BM, without any residue left on single use toilet tissue...environmentally and financially friendly.
"Dude, hey no skid marks after taking that clean sweep!"
Clean Sweep
to lick from the top of the ass crack to the other end of the pussy
I gave your mom the Clean Sweep Last night
Clean Sweep
When an individual passes a bowel movement and has no need to wipe because of the toilet paper he or she has been eating.
Mary: "Damnit Todd, that toilet paper is fucking expensive! Stop eating it!"
Todd: "I thought you would like that I am an advocate for the clean sweep. Want some salad?"
Todd: "I thought you would like that I am an advocate for the clean sweep. Want some salad?"
clean sweep
When you take a crap, go to wipe yourself, and nothing shows on the toilet paper, like you didn't go at all.
Dude #1: I just took a huge crap, and it was a total clean sweep.
Dude #2: Nothing but net? Nice going, Michael Jordan!
Dude #2: Nothing but net? Nice going, Michael Jordan!