cleanup
A supposed feature of Urban Dictionary that should let long-time editors remove stupid vanity defs from the DB. However, it quietly stopped working months ago.
thousands of defs in dire need of cleanup: sindler, Scerbo, chicago chili dog, etc
Cleanup Queen
The one who is invited to the gangbang solely for the purpose of cleaning up the bodily fluids dropped during coitus. Usually a fat and ugly slob
Jay is so gross- who invited him to the group fuckfest??
He’s only here to be the cleanup queen— he’s going to take all the loads!!
He’s only here to be the cleanup queen— he’s going to take all the loads!!
emergency cleanup
Cleaning up one's messy house (or a similar setting) in a hurry by hastily stuffing junk and other items into closets, drawers, and other places visitor(s) would not enter or see so when visitor(s) arrive, the areas of the house visitor(s) will see (typically the living room and other nearby places) will appear presentable, but the messiness of the house (and the owner's slobbiness) remain hidden.
My boss is coming over, so I have to do an emergency cleanup.
cockold cleanup
Cockold Cleanup is when the husband has sex with the wife after she has been unfaithful.
The cockold husband watches his wife have sex with another man after which he has sex with her- cockold cleanup!
Prius Cleanup
Is when an 18-wheeler, or semi-truck, turns right out of a left turn only lane, and clears the roadway beside them.
Man, he fucked those cars up in a Prius Cleanup.
Cleanup towel
A towel that someone and/or two people use to cleanup cum that is created when they masturbate and/or have sex.
Guy 1: " Hey, what's that on your sofa?"
Guy 2: "Oh, that's my cleanup towel"
Guy 2: "Oh, that's my cleanup towel"
Catholic Cleanup
After juicy wet sex, and your wiener is covered in cum and juices, the Catholic girl you’re fucking will then suck your dick to clean it up for you :)
Bro she gave me the best Catholic cleanup last night! She’s such a nasty little slut, I love her so much!!!