Clearance Only Clothes
Clothes that are only magically seen on the clearance rack. Ussually found in the form of ugly fuzzy sweaters or animal print pants. These clothes are never ever sold at normal price or displayed in conspicuous areas.
"OMG this is a 75% clearance rack!" Susie
"Yay! Let's check it out!" Jill
"Oh damn this is all clearance only clothes." Susie
"I think my Grandma has this sweater." Jill
"Yay! Let's check it out!" Jill
"Oh damn this is all clearance only clothes." Susie
"I think my Grandma has this sweater." Jill