Cle Elum
An actually nice town but the people in it totally fuck everything over. So town put it simply, a gayass town in the middle of Bumfuck, Egypt.
Person: Where do you live? Oh Cle Elum.
Me: It's this GAYASS town in the middle of Bumfuck, Egypt.
Me: It's this GAYASS town in the middle of Bumfuck, Egypt.
Cle Elum Fire Starter
The act of taking a puree of pine nettles, lighter fluid and some top shelf crystal meth, burning it and huffing that shit until you're hyped up for arson.
I was pretty apprehensive about committing a felony, but once I made a Cle Elum Fire Starter, I was ready to go burn down that retirement home!