cleg
the pieces of shit that are stuck to ones arsehole haires as a result of bad arse wiping.
Shit there shit stuck on my arse. Shut up you cleg
cleg
British. slang term for slut!
"Oh God! She is such a cleg."
clegged
To be so drunk that you cannot make coherent sentences and revert back to a toddler-like mentality and you create a bulldozing tornado effect on everything. Clegged is never an understatement.
Dude I'm gonna get so clegged tonight.
I got so clegged last night that I actually broke through a wall.
He pissed on his bed. Yea he was pretty clegged
I got so clegged last night that I actually broke through a wall.
He pissed on his bed. Yea he was pretty clegged
Clegging
Shafting people in the ass. Originated in the UK after the General Election of 2010 when leader of the Liberal Democrats Nick Clegg shafted everyone in the ass who had voted for him by forming a coalition government with David Cameron's Conservative Party. We can only hope that over the coming months and years the Lib Dem leader does some serious Clegging to the Tories too.
Meanwhile down at Number 10:
Cameron: "Deputy Prime Minister please don't shaft me like you did with all the people who voted for you!"
Clegg: "Tough luck, Dave, I'm going to subject you to some serious Clegging. Now bend over, bitch."
Cameron: "Deputy Prime Minister please don't shaft me like you did with all the people who voted for you!"
Clegg: "Tough luck, Dave, I'm going to subject you to some serious Clegging. Now bend over, bitch."
Cleg
Clunge-Smeg
An unwashed female will get a build up of this foul substance in her clunge. It is similar to male 'smeg'.
An unwashed female will get a build up of this foul substance in her clunge. It is similar to male 'smeg'.
I went down on a girl last night but it didn't last long as she had so much cleg.
clegging
The state in which one's ball sac clings to one's leg.
"I was distracted, my balls are clegging!"
"One moment darling, I'm clegging a bit." (In polite conversation, "I" can be understood to be the sac.)
"Once the clegging got bad enough, I took a few large circular steps in an attempt to decleg."
"One moment darling, I'm clegging a bit." (In polite conversation, "I" can be understood to be the sac.)
"Once the clegging got bad enough, I took a few large circular steps in an attempt to decleg."
CLEG
that which is a bowl of vegetarian ingredients served at popular food chain, Chipotle. The abbreviation stands for Crispy Lettuce, Extra Guacamole...
Yo dude! You going to Chipotle?" "That is correct. Would you like your CLEG?