cleggnuts
bits of shit that get caught in your bum hairs. They can grow in size after repeated non-good wiping of the arse to become bum conkers.
ohh me cleggnuts are killing me, I need some real toilet paper, not this Izal grease-proof stuff, to get them off.
Cleggnut
When your shit sticks ur arse together
‘ hahaha, isaac has cleggnut’