Clenis
Freakishly large clitoris. Usually found in women that use steroids.
'Did you see the clenis on that wrestler-chick?"
Clenis
Bill Clinton's penis, the scapegoat of the right-wing. Blamed for everything from 9/11 to relations with North Korea. Feared greatly by Conservatives, as it is actually a functional penis.
In today's speech, President Bush blamed rising unemployment and a failing economy on the Clenis.
Clenis
A clitoris so big it can pass for a penis.
I went down on this lady the other night and she had quite the clenis.
Clenis
A clitoris so elongated it resembles a penis
Tom: so? How was your date with claire?
Phil: was bad dude, we got down to business but she had this huge long clit!
Tom: no way! Thats a clenis! I told you she was manly.
Phil: was bad dude, we got down to business but she had this huge long clit!
Tom: no way! Thats a clenis! I told you she was manly.
Clenis
Clown Penis
When I squeezed his balls his clenis made a honk, I think im gonna marry a clown.
Clenis
An enormous clitoris that is big enough to be a small penis.
The warden in that lesbain prison porno had a giant red clenis.
clenis
Portmanteau of clitoris and penis. A large clitoris that, due to its abnormal size, resembles a penis.
Don't download that porno with the wrestler Chyna, unless you want to barf... she's got a clenis!