cleptard
someone of the criminal persuasion who is distinctly lacking in light-fingered talent
the opposite of michael jacksons "smooth criminal"
the opposite of michael jacksons "smooth criminal"
the guy i watched steal a packet of biscuits... and run into a lamp post is a cleptard.
Cleptard
A person that steals over and over and gets caught and doesn't care just for a free meal in the slammer!
Chris you ended up in jail on Christmas eve you cleptard!