Clete
An "old soul". Always someone you can depend on, and as honest as they come. Also "Cletes" are some of the luckiest humans on earth, they should play the lottery, go to vegas, or enter as many drawings as possible because they always win.
"That bastard is the luckiest guy on earth winnning the lottery, he had to asked clete to give him the winning numbers, cheating bastard"
clete
Someone who is gay but isn't out of the closet yet, Hires male escorts and goes to gay bars
Man - Hi are you gay?
clete - no i just like sucking dicks
Man - fuck your a clete!!
clete - no i just like sucking dicks
Man - fuck your a clete!!
Clete Potato Pancakes
They are made using old mashed potatoes formed into shitty looking pancakes. After being formed they are always over seasoned and overcooked until chef Clete deems them to be perfect. They are the worst form of a breakfast pancake you could ever be served.
Clete- “we are having Clete’s famous Clete potato pancakes for breakfast!”
Everyone else- “we’d rather eat hungry man frozen potatoes than that bullshit!”
Everyone else- “we’d rather eat hungry man frozen potatoes than that bullshit!”