cleveland mud fight
When two people are in disagreement on a particular topic or situation they settle it with a Cleveland mud fight. They go corn whole to corn whole and attempt to over power each other's rectum by taking a power shit. Who ever's shit penetrates their opponents anus first is the victor.
Tom: my girlfriend is way hotter than yours
Jake: no she isn't
Tom: wanna settle it with a Cleveland mud fight?
Jake: no she isn't
Tom: wanna settle it with a Cleveland mud fight?