Cleveland Pie
Goldfish, Mozzarella cheese, Pepper, and garlic salt spread on a plate microwaved for 1 minute. Enjoy a steaming Cleveland Pie. Commonly enjoyed by the people of Cleveland, Ohio, often being served as a side dish in many Cleveland based restaurants, with a garnish of cilantro and a side of sour cream. Usually drank with bottled water.
"I am eating a succulent steaming Cleveland Pie... Mmm!"