click bait hero
click bait hero (n): an online Samaritan who saves many the pain of opening a sensationalised article by releasing the mundane details in the thread below, typically attaining top comment status.
TOP COMMENT: All you need to know is that Will Smith got his name because it is short for 'William'.
REPLY: You sir, are a click bait hero!
REPLY: You sir, are a click bait hero!