Climbapotamus
A mythological hippopotamus-type creature that can scale walls and buildings as well as clamber over any obstacles in it's path. Although 'sightings' are rare, the climbapotamus is said to cuddle it's prey to death, a process taking anything between 5 minutes and an hour.
Scott: Doug, you'll never believe it! i just watched Giles being cuddled to death by a climbapotamus!
Doug: yeah right, they're mythological!
Doug: yeah right, they're mythological!