Clintorius
Clintorius is the brand new fragrance of Hillary Clinton. It can be described as an aromatic combination of mackerel and tuna fish. It can be purchased at any fine bait and tackle shop.
"A spritz of Clintorius a day, keeps the voters away!"
"Hillary's Clintorius: Nothing smells quite like it!"
"Hillary's Clintorius: Nothing smells quite like it!"