clipboard holder
At first glance, this may not sound like a very important or glamorous position. However, when the clipboard holder has an mba and calls most of the shots in an organization, it's actually the most esteemed position on the executive team.
When the scrapsisters begged Lolo to be their clipboard holder, she screeched and jumped into a joyful herky. She snached up her clipboard, and ran off to write the business plan. We're printing her business cards on recycled cardboard tomorrow!