clippered

Describes the feeling of acute intoxication due to the consumption of marijuana.

they were supposed to be good but blew a 3-1 lead and didn’t even make conference finals lol Paul George is bad and he has two first names

The act of sneaking up on someone with a clipper (that is, one of those electric haircutting things) and shaving a portion of their hair, often making the one that was clipperized very angry and making everyone around laugh quite hilariously.
Bonus points are given for clipperizations near the front of the head or any other easily seen place. A victim of clipperization often must completely shave their head or otherwise make themselves not look insane.
There is a common protection against clipperization: the hat.

The act of losing an NBA playoff Series when you had a commanding 3 games to 1 lead. ie: LA Clippers

Never being able to advance to the Conference Finals.

A type of cylindrical lighter with a removeable part for pokeing down the contents of a joint.

those electric buzzing things that either shave off or "buzz" off hair. ("Buzz" is due to the distinct buzzing hum that the clippers make when on.) They are generally used for quick, short, and often inexpensive haircuts.

They are generally used for guys' haircuts and their use is becoming increasingly popular; also used to "clipperize" people

Clipper - Noun

Although holding other definitions, a 'clipper' is a slang term for a gun (mostly used in the UK, mainly East London). Referring to how a 'clip' (magazine) is loaded into a gun and the way a gun operates (it 'clips')