clitar
slang for female masturbation
she strums so hard on her clitar you can hear her screaming from two blocks away!
CLITAR
The act of stimulating the clitoris by mimicking the strumming of a guitar.
My boyfriend enjoyed playing the clitar during foreplay.
Clitar
A large clitorous.
Dude, I went down on this chick and her clit was so big that I grab it with my teeth and pulled it tight and played the Clitar!
Clitar Hero
Eumphemism for female masturbation
Susan: "What are you going to do on your day off?"
Mary: "I think I'm gonna play a little Clitar Hero and take a nap."
Susan: "Rock on, sistah!"
Mary: "I think I'm gonna play a little Clitar Hero and take a nap."
Susan: "Rock on, sistah!"
Clitar Hero
Flamboyant female masturbation
"yeah, i walked in on Jenny the other day and caught her playing clitar hero, she was strumming some serious riffs"
Clitar Hero
Adjective/Slang: To be extremely adept at masturbation due to frequent practice sessions.
Omg, Jenny you need to get a boyfriend, before your a professional Clitar Hero.
electric clitar
Take six volt battery, two gator clips attached to either side of battery and attach to labia major. using small metal object, make contact with the clitoris and both gator clips, making a strumming motion. the electricity should flow through the small metal object, causing clitoral electrocution.
I wanted to start a band so i picked up my electric clitar and started playing.