clitty juice
The clear liquid secreted from a woman's clitoris (typically on accident and by excitement), and usually found the day after on old undergarments or unsanitary adult toys. It's smell resembles that of old dried fish and the bacterial growth of cottage cheese left open in humid weather.
After picking Marge up from her Weight Watchers meeting, she left clitty juice all over my passenger seat when I talked about my greasy dinner at Waffle House.