Clobby
A shortened version of the phrase, 'Clinically Obese.'
Dumb American Teenager 1 :'Hey girlfriend, look at that fatty, too clobby for words!'
Dumb American Teenager 2 :'Is clobby contagious?'
Dumb American Teenager 1 :'Duh yeah!'
Dumb American Teenager 2 :'Is clobby contagious?'
Dumb American Teenager 1 :'Duh yeah!'
Clobby
The clelf (clown elf) child of Dobby from Harry Potter and the clown Pennywise. Some people think Clobby is an abomination of our society, but I just think he's misunderstood.
When Clobby was exposed to the wokest iconography, his clussy became gaped.
Clobby
The popular group chat application for Facebook, "Clobby"
Dumb American Teenager 1 :'Hey friends, let's chat on clobby!'
Dumb American Teenager 2 :'Clobby.com?'
Dumb American Teenager 1 :'Duh yeah!'
Dumb American Teenager 2 :'Clobby.com?'
Dumb American Teenager 1 :'Duh yeah!'
clobby
A male who is underweight and threatens everybody he sees also likes lying about breaking bones and sucks a lot of ballsack
Shut the fuck up clobby
Clobby
A feeling a tense life doom
Working in a coal mine made me feel so clobby