clockblock

When you're looking forward to leaving work early or on time, but are kept late either by a new assignment from your boss or a chatty coworker.

I was all set to rush out of work at 5:00, but then I got totally clockblocked by my boss and wound up staying till almost 7.

clockblock

When you're having a sexual dream and it's interrupted by your alarm clock.

I was about to screw this chick in my sleep at 7:59 and at 8, I got a clockbock. The alarm fuckin clockblocked me. Dirty bastard.

clockblock

to tell the time before anyone else gets the chance to; similar to the cockblock, but for the current time, not penetration

Derpina: Guys, what time is it?

-race to check the time-

Derpington: It's derp o'clock.
Herpanna: Dammit, Derpington, you always clockblock me! I wanted to say what time it is!

clockblock

Delaying a friend from breaking up with their significant other even though it's inevitable.

Usher clockblocked his friend from moving on from his abusive relationship.

clockblock

To avoid fixing the phone time display on an avaya phone because, seriously, don't you already have a watch.

Clockblocking is when the users say, hey fix the clock on my phone because I only have like 100 other clocks to look at and the admin, god of the world, as we all know, was like, sure, we use a priotity from 1 to 10 with 10 being the best and you are a negative 5 with a 0 being the score for random office chat or coffee breaking.

clockblock

A moron who blocks the timeclock because he's waiting for EXACTLY 8 hours from when he clocked before clocking out for fear of losing pay.

If that idiot wants to wait until exactly 7:00 to clock out, he needs to stand aside and not be a clockblock.

clockblock

to distract others from being aware of the passing time in order to delay for a discreet motive

Bill: Alright man, I'm gonna run.
Steve: Hold on man, Jill and her hot friend Stacy are coming. Stacy is single and down!
Bill: Dude, I really gotta run.
Steve: Stacy is realllly hot. You should just chill.
Bill: Dude, stop clockblocking! I'm leaving!

俚语	clock-block
释义	clockblock When you're looking forward to leaving work early or on time, but are kept late either by a new assignment from your boss or a chatty coworker. I was all set to rush out of work at 5:00, but then I got totally clockblocked by my boss and wound up staying till almost 7. clockblock When you're having a sexual dream and it's interrupted by your alarm clock. I was about to screw this chick in my sleep at 7:59 and at 8, I got a clockbock. The alarm fuckin clockblocked me. Dirty bastard. clockblock to tell the time before anyone else gets the chance to; similar to the cockblock, but for the current time, not penetration Derpina: Guys, what time is it? -race to check the time- Derpington: It's derp o'clock. Herpanna: Dammit, Derpington, you always clockblock me! I wanted to say what time it is! clockblock Delaying a friend from breaking up with their significant other even though it's inevitable. Usher clockblocked his friend from moving on from his abusive relationship. clockblock To avoid fixing the phone time display on an avaya phone because, seriously, don't you already have a watch. Clockblocking is when the users say, hey fix the clock on my phone because I only have like 100 other clocks to look at and the admin, god of the world, as we all know, was like, sure, we use a priotity from 1 to 10 with 10 being the best and you are a negative 5 with a 0 being the score for random office chat or coffee breaking. clockblock A moron who blocks the timeclock because he's waiting for EXACTLY 8 hours from when he clocked before clocking out for fear of losing pay. If that idiot wants to wait until exactly 7:00 to clock out, he needs to stand aside and not be a clockblock. clockblock to distract others from being aware of the passing time in order to delay for a discreet motive Bill: Alright man, I'm gonna run. Steve: Hold on man, Jill and her hot friend Stacy are coming. Stacy is single and down! Bill: Dude, I really gotta run. Steve: Stacy is realllly hot. You should just chill. Bill: Dude, stop clockblocking! I'm leaving!
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