Clog and jog
When you clog a toilet and run away from the toilet , leaving it clogged so someone else has to deal with it . Similar to dine and dash , but in a bathroom sense.
Charlotte : Alex , why is the toilet full ?
Alex: oh yeah, it's been like that , try plunging it
Charlotte : * try's plunging * * bathroom floods * shit shit shit what do we do?
Alex: clog and jog ?
Charlotte : clog and jog baby , let's get out of here
Alex: oh yeah, it's been like that , try plunging it
Charlotte : * try's plunging * * bathroom floods * shit shit shit what do we do?
Alex: clog and jog ?
Charlotte : clog and jog baby , let's get out of here
clog n' jog
To clog a toilet in a hotel and check out of the room before unclogging it. This will save you the embarrassment of asking the front desk for a plunger. It is common courtesy to leave a small tip on the seat of the toilet for the house cleaning.
Guy 1: Dude did you clog this toilet?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm just gonna pull a clog n' jog, let's go!
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm just gonna pull a clog n' jog, let's go!