Cloggle
A style of walking only achievable by men aged 45 and over with flabby bottom's that resemble a semi-circle.
Sebert: "Hey Widgington, check out the cloggle on that there pilgram!!"
Widginton: "Whoa! That's a mind-boggle of a cloggle"
Widginton: "Whoa! That's a mind-boggle of a cloggle"
Cloggles
Shortened version of "clout goggles"
Only the best form of sunglasses.
Only the best form of sunglasses.
"Why does that man have his sunglasses on at night?"
"Those aren't just sunglasses, they're cloggles and they complete the fit"
"Those aren't just sunglasses, they're cloggles and they complete the fit"
Cloggle
A synonym for the popular medical term “constipation”, which can be spread or received during sexual intercourse.
Janeine: Oh Cindy, the other day Craig had a mad case of the cloggles.
Cindy: I had the cloggles once. I got them from my uncle.
Cindy: I had the cloggles once. I got them from my uncle.