cloggy
A particular breed of human who inhabit an exceedingly flat country bordering on the North Sea. Commonly over 6' tall, sporting a bushy moustache which does nothing to hide their enomous overbite, often seen riding ancient bicycles without due care and attention, and famed for wearing wooden shoes (clogs), from which their name derives. More likely to be on state-sponsored indefinite sick leave than have a job, these animals stack themselves into state-sponsored apartment blocks in the most densely populated area of northern Europe. Often seen in other parts of the world in their caravans, liberally stocked with chocolate sprinkles (to be eaten on bread), Heineken, meat croquettes, and porno mags, shocked that they are above sea level and not quite sure how to deal with the rarified air of the Cambridgeshire mountains. Children and dogs are usually untrained.
"I was on the train yesterday, and some hippy-arsed cloggie wasn't watching her untrainable kids, and one of them got out at a station for a joke and the train pulled away, so she pulled the emergency cord & delayed the train for 1/2 an hour. She couldn't see what the problem was.
cloggy
Drinking a grog out of a clog
"bruh you gotta drink that shit from a clog bro. it's a cloggy bro. CLOG! CLOG! CLOG!"
cloggie
And insult or slur for dutch people. Based of the wooden shoes called clogs that are a part of dutch culture. Originally an insult is now becoming a symbol of cultural identity for those with dutch heritage in the states
Look at that cloggie over there. I bet he's orange down to the core
Cloggy
The affectionate name for a bit of cloth or clothing that creates a soothing feeling to a child when touched or cuddled
Little Em was feeling cosy and snuggly as she rubbed cloggy between her fingers and against her skin
Cloggy
a tall person with size 12 shoes who goes to maverick a lot. He watches TMZ and is a clogger. He chills with a duky (pronounced dukie) and a piff. He is in a kick ass metal band. He has lots of sisters and one lil brother who is a 4 inch nipple hair. He eats very slow, and always eats his breadsticks after everything else.
You're such a slow cloggy!
cloggy style
Noun:
A seemingly frustrating sexual position, involving constipation due to too much doggy style and froggy style(and any other "__oggy" style for that matter). One or both partners can constipated with usually a combination between feces and cum. This may also involve "sick sex", where one or both partners is congested in the nasal area, but instead of shit and cum. It can be a combo of snot and cum. Heavy breathing is almost indefinite when it comes to cloggy style, as the horny couple tries to catch breath by mouth breathing.
A seemingly frustrating sexual position, involving constipation due to too much doggy style and froggy style(and any other "__oggy" style for that matter). One or both partners can constipated with usually a combination between feces and cum. This may also involve "sick sex", where one or both partners is congested in the nasal area, but instead of shit and cum. It can be a combo of snot and cum. Heavy breathing is almost indefinite when it comes to cloggy style, as the horny couple tries to catch breath by mouth breathing.
Yeah, my wife's asshole was congested, until i combined cloggy style and doggy style, and she came so good, the bitch blew her boogers all over the pillow; and she ran to the bathroom right when i pulled my dick out.
cloggy betty
cloggy betty is when as sexual senario has usally got tits up , was cocieved by the bournemouth student village krew.
i was fukking her then all of a sudden , i spurted and everything got abit cloggy betty.