Clonakilty
A small crazy town in the south west of Ireland that is renowned for parties and exceptional piss ups as well its party crazed locals.
Also often referred to as Townakilty.
Also often referred to as Townakilty.
"I went out on the piss in Clonakilty and woke up in Berlin!"
Clonakilty Handjob
To dry your hands on your trousers after washing them in a public bathroom because the towel is dirty/wet/nonexistant
I was at a nite club and after going to the bathroom, i washed my hands only to discover that there was no towel there. I had no option but to have a Clonakilty Handjob.