Clonch
A last name that gets pronounced wrong all the time
It is pronounced exactly how it is spelled
So for all of you that say it like:
Conch
Counch
Clinch
Clounch
McClonch
Clonche
YOUR SAYING IT WRONG
It is pronounced exactly how it is spelled
So for all of you that say it like:
Conch
Counch
Clinch
Clounch
McClonch
Clonche
YOUR SAYING IT WRONG
The Clonch’s have a dog
Clonch
The space between your asshole and nutsack(usually the district overseer of an undisclosed oil changing franchise)
"Hey you wanna lick my clonch?"
"Hell fucking no that shits dirty and it's always telling me to wipe down the walls in the lobby!"
"Hell fucking no that shits dirty and it's always telling me to wipe down the walls in the lobby!"
Clonch
An overweight ("thick") girl, often sexually unattractive that is used by a guy to get over a sexual dry spell.
I haven't had a good fuck in weeks so I took this clonch home last night so I could get the deed done.
clonch
n. the fleshy bridge that connects a man's anus to his balls. Unlike the taint, only a man can have a clonch.
I rode my bike all day and now my clonch hurts like a mofo.
clonch
1. of more than average size, quantity, degree, etc.; exceeding that which is common to a kind or class; big; great: a clonch house; a clonch number; in clonch measure; to a clonch extent.
2. on a great scale: a clonch producer of kitchen equipment.
3. of great scope or range; extensive; broad.
4. grand or pompous: a man given to clonch, bombastic talk.
5. (of a map, model, etc.) representing the features of the original with features of its own that are relatively clonch so that great detail may be shown.
6. famous; successful; important: He's very clonch in financial circles.
2. on a great scale: a clonch producer of kitchen equipment.
3. of great scope or range; extensive; broad.
4. grand or pompous: a man given to clonch, bombastic talk.
5. (of a map, model, etc.) representing the features of the original with features of its own that are relatively clonch so that great detail may be shown.
6. famous; successful; important: He's very clonch in financial circles.
1. That baby has a very clonch head; the forehead is very broad.
2. The shirt I ordered was too small so I had to get a cloncher size.
3. "I would like a number twelve and please clonch size it."
2. The shirt I ordered was too small so I had to get a cloncher size.
3. "I would like a number twelve and please clonch size it."