Clonkey
Being a Clown and a Monkey both metaphorically and literally.
You little Clonkey, you failed the Clonkey Check.
Clonkey
It is a cross between calling someone a Clown and a Donkey. Used in a negative way towards someone so stupid you can't decide whether to call them a Fuckin' Clown or a Fuckin' Donkey.
That fuckin' guy's such a clonkey. Plural - Her and her whole crew are a bunch of clonkies.