Clopton
The splashing sound that poop makes when it hits the water. Best counteracts attempts of "piss-muting." Just hope you're sitting down when it happens! Works best with water!
"Hey did you hear that clopton that went off the other night!"
"Yeah, it echoed!"
"I was taking a piss and I was startled by my own clopton!"
"Yeah, it echoed!"
"I was taking a piss and I was startled by my own clopton!"
Clopton
One who strives for domination, but is constantly getting dominated. Has a small penis.
That guy tries really hard, but always ends up being a Clopton. Give him Honorable Mention.
Clopton
Slang for "I love being cockslapped"
Woman: Clopton me?
Man: hell ya!
Man: hell ya!